Friend?

Hearing my friend here makes me think I got to get a little less lethargic. It also turn out that it is imperative to look down upon yourself to grow geometrically. I have visions of the earth being inhabited by sharks that are nothing but killing machines, and also have biological sensors that enable them to know the exact location of invisible giant squids. Who cares we may perish by then, so all the work we put in is for now. Not for later.
It should’ve been like ‘I don’t like you, Hence I don’t want you near me’. But some obligations come up that have to be obliged and seen into until they’re done.
        I’m hoping someone dares me to make me angry or irritate me; it’s been a while since I lost my temper. Ironic as is also is boring to comply with the uneasy lot. I cannot relate to 75% of humankind, call me a nerd, also machines like the one I’m sitting in front of, must be made a little more intelligent, I think. Someone said, ‘you feed shit into the computer, shit comes out’. I don’t think my friend here has learnt to think. In the process eerie comments might annoy it. Nevertheless thinking of things that seem to have an impact on our existence might make you think of how demonic the world has become. And probably give a thought on the ever-outbound technology.
Hey! Talking ‘bout technology read this:
One day, Pete complained to his friend,"My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various
lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper, which read:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it
would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be
fooled. He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water,a stool sample from his dog,and urine
samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample
and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed
lights,and printed out the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter is gettin' screwed by three guys at the same time and
having urinary infection. Put her on antibiotic and keep a track of her
outings.
4. Your wife is pregnant . . . twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And bastard,....... if you don't stop jerking off,your elbow will never
get better !!!!!!!